We're going to have to open another kit

"My OB said WHAT?!?" is a site which is basically devoted to hating on obstetrics, physicians and Western medicine in general. Along with a bunch of mildly insensitive comments and a few that are truly outrageous, a few of the stories are really funny caregiver wins:

OB: “Would you rather be cut or tear?”

Mother: ‘Neither!”

OB: “Nurse, hand me my magic wand.”